Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 354

At this time, everyone in the room is very curious. This sketch made by Wang Hao on the spot is OK? I don't know how the effect is.

And then the sketch begins.

First, Mao Mao and Zhao Lao wilt'er appeared on the stage. Zhao laowei'er read according to the lines: "this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scotland Flirting... "

Maomao: "grandfather, you read the opposite, it's Scottish sentiment! Grandfather, this is an old lady

Zhao laowei'er: "no, we have money, 30000 yuan. Do you have a bag? It's the yellow bag. "

This is the prelude to the opening ceremony. In short, they are going to welcome the judges of COSCO's good songs, but the bag with money has left home.

At this time, everyone below stretched their necks --

"it's not funny, it's just a matter of explanation."

"Yes, what is it? It's no better than ours

And soon, you will know how powerful this sketch is!

At this time, Zhao Lao wilt son and Mao Mao entered the hotel, Zhao Lao wilt son: "waiter!"

Shenyang Grand Stage: "I'm sorry, sir, we are a high-end hotel, do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

Zhao laowei'er: "we eat, girl. This meal is very important!"

Shenyang: "who do you call a girl? They are pure men!"

This little Shenyang that cheap expression, coupled with that one wearing, people suddenly happy.

"How to wear a skirt?" Zhao said

Shenyang: "it's not a skirt, it's Capris, it's legged Oh, I'm so worried that I'm running out of line. Why is it inconvenient to walk

When they got here, everyone was laughing.

Wang haoxuan's sketch "not short of money" is recognized as one of the peak works of Uncle Benshan. This sketch is called Xiaoshenyang red through the river! Although there is not much rehearsal here, but nothing else, just the wonderful lines have been very enjoyable, and it is obvious that the more the skit goes, the more interesting it will be!

"Ha ha ha, it's so interesting! Scotch noodles! Is bittern expensive? There's no money for the brine. Let's have a bowl of gravy. The baby is hungry! Ha ha ha! How clever

"The layout is very grand, a hall, a large room, a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers! White and yellow! Ha ha ha, this room is so special

"Do you have more than one kilo? There is Or not? These two people, ha ha ha, this conversation is wonderful

The following people were very happy, and the three people on the stage also laughed while reading: "this can have There is no such thing

At this time, secretary Lin sitting on the rostrum had already heard his chin fall to the ground!

This is Wang Hao's work?! If it's on the party, it's not going to blow up?!

"That's it! This is what I want Secretary Lin patted the table: "just this sketch! You have to go then

All the people below were confused - secretary Lin was excited!

The next time, people are simply open eyes!

Wang Hao gave this sketch, classic quotations are simply endless ah!

"Brother, the next time the hotel, the materials will be made by ourselves? What do you want here? A few dishes, two. Give me a chance. If you come to your hotel, you can't show me? Give one away? How can you be so stingy? There is no point in any of them. We need to build one! "

"Don't make any noise. What if something happens later?"

"In this life, sometimes it's the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes, you earn, and the day goes by. OK ~ ~ ~ ~ once you close your eyes, if you don't earn, your life will be over. OK ~ ~ ~ ~!"

"Money is something out of the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent!"

"The most painful thing is that people live and money is gone."

At this time, it was no longer necessary for several actors on the stage to perform. Just this line made people laugh several times!

Secretary Lin's eyes are as bright as a 200 Watt light bulb. He doesn't have to turn on the light in the middle of the night. His eyes can light up!

"Little Wang, you are in this line! This sketch is absolutely fantastic Secretary Lin praised him and said, "if you take this sketch up, you can definitely laugh off your teeth!"

You're no nonsense. This sketch is recognized as the peak of the sketch. What does it look like to make Xiaoshenyang red? What doubts do you have?

Sure enough, when the sketch was finished, there was an explosion of applause, which lasted for a minute!

All of us are now convinced of Wang Hao!

Who dares to say no to this sketch?! This is a sketch, OK?! How many times did you laugh in this 20 minutes? That's too much to count! Almost every sentence is a classic!

At this time, no one dares to pick Wang Hao's fault. Secretary Lin asked in a low voice: "brother, this sketch must have nothing to say. Do you have any other ideas? It's no problem for us to finish the party with your skits and crosstalk, but there's not enough of them! "As soon as his brother uttered this sentence, Wang Hao's value suddenly changed!

Even the head of the TV station looked at Wang Hao in his eyes!

The Secretary of mayor Su called the young man "brother" on the spot. What's the concept?

Later, Wang Hao sat down in the Bureau and said that he knew Secretary Lin. who dare not give him face?!

"Yes, Little Wang," the head asked in a low voice, "is there anything else?"

At least one third of language programs such as comic dialogue in a party should account for at least one-third. Now these two programs are of high quality, but the quantity is not enough!

In fact, secretary Lin asked casually, but he didn't want to. Wang Hao nodded and said, "no problem, brother Lin, I promise you can take this party! I still have a lot of these sketches. I'll tell you about them! "

As soon as he said this, all the people in the audience were confused!

He has prepared more than one of them?!

Liu Nao bag eyes are almost staring out, called: "lying trough, such a sketch he is not only one?"

"Well, who is that?" Wang Hao pointed to Liu Dadou: "just you, Liu Dadou, right? You came here! Today I told you to know what a sketch is! The sketch in front of you can't make it, this one is sure to work! "

Yes, that's right. Liu Nao bag is suitable for playing a role in this sketch!

"Me?! I can do it too! " Liu Da's head is full of disbelief. He doesn't count on everything. Wang Hao can even arrange a role for him: "do you really have my role?"

"Nonsense," Wang Hao called him up and said, "you play a role here. You wait for me to get the script out!"

Wang Hao makes the script on the spot. Liu Da's head is full of horror!

Is it possible that the script will come with your mouth open?! no So horrible?! We study a sketch at least on a monthly basis. Some of them even take two or three months to get to the stage. As a result, this guy takes out several pieces at random?!

After getting the script, Liu won't get it!

"You just read it," Wang Hao handed the lines to Liu Dadou, then casually found two people and said, "I have written down all kinds of key points. Is that ok?"

Liu looked at his head and said, "no problem!"

So it started.

Soon, the old women began to read: "yes, I did!"

Liu Dadou: "what kind of thing did you turn?"

Uncle Zhao: "you read all the words behind you!"

"Sold, sold!"

Uncle Zhao: "let's read it together!"

Old ladies: "abducted and sold, abducted and sold!"

Liu Dadou: "well, what are you talking about? What is it? You're abducting and selling it?! I almost called the police! "

As soon as they got here, they couldn't laugh any more. Many people laughed and said, "ha ha ha ha, I can't do it. This line is absolutely amazing! Abduction, ha ha! Is that selling crutches? " "Wang Hao is so talented that he can't accept it!" "That's right. Every sentence of this line is a burden. If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"

This sketch selected by Wang Hao is also the peak work of sketch program, selling abduction!

This sketch is a burden from the beginning to the end. There is not a word that is useless! All together, it's just like breaking your stomach!