Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 353

As soon as Liu Dadou said this, everyone's eyes were fixed on Wang Hao's body!

If the eyes can pierce people, Wang Hao has become absolutely honeycomb coal - the kind of shooting for 10 minutes!

"Who is this man? How dare you say that none of our skits can do? "

"That's right. I've never seen it before. Why do you have such a big voice? We can't do it, he can do it! "

"Whatever he is, Liu Nao bag is really good. In this situation, he says that our program is not good. This time I'll see what he says."

Secretary Lin on the stage also saw Wang Hao and frowned: "who are you?"

"Hello, my name is Wang Hao. I've come to crush my classmates today." Wang Hao was smiling and said, "by the way, have a look at the excitement."

"Who is your classmate?" Secretary Lin asked curiously, "which program is on?"

"It's the cross talk that just passed the examination," Wang Hao replied, "Yue Peng is my classmate."

"Is it him?" On hearing this, secretary Lin was stunned and said, "your classmates are very talented. Crosstalk is very good!"

At this time, Yue Peng, who was sitting next to Wang Hao, spoke. He was the standard Wang Hao's diehards. He said, "secretary Lin, the crosstalk I said was made by brother Hao for me. My brother Hao is talented!"

In an instant, everyone's mouth was wide open!

This is Wang Hao who made the cross talk that made us laugh?

Secretary Lin was also surprised and asked, "you are good at crosstalk. Do you understand the sketch?"

Wang Hao is very modest smile: "slightly understand, slightly understand."

Listen to Wang Hao said slightly understand, secretary Lin immediately felt the chin to think. Speaking of all, this year's Mid Autumn Festival party is very important. Mayor Su gave an important instruction, requiring that it must be done well, the songs should be pleasant to listen to, and the sketches should be good-looking!

As his secretary, Lin Qingfeng really takes this as an important matter.

But the problem is that there is no one that can be seen in so many skits. It's OK to have such a cross talk. There is a saying that when a patient is in an emergency, he immediately asks, "this Why don't you come up and talk about it, brother

"Yes Wang Hao's big and square went forward, secretary Lin quickly asked someone to bring him a stool. The head of the Kung Fu TV station also spoke. He pressed down the microphone and whispered, "Wang Hao, this sketch is not just about some funny jokes. It has to have a burden. It has to be able to echo back and forth. It has to be funny. It's very professional. Some people rely on a little fire all their life. You can take it easy. "

"Don't worry! I dare not stand here without two brushes, don't you Wang Hao took the microphone and said directly, "now I'll tell you about the sketch!"

"You're really panting when you say you're fat!" "Do you know how long a sketch needs to be studied? We need to study a piece for a month, and then we can move on to the stage after careful consideration! Do you dare to talk about sketches here? And say my work is not good? "

The crowd agreed: "that is, this is a highly professional thing, and every other line is like a mountain. Don't talk nonsense!"

"I'm really sorry," Wang Hao said with a smile, "I think you misunderstand my meaning. I'm not aiming at anyone. I want to say that all your sketches can't work!"

Boom! As soon as Wang Hao said this, the whole room would be full of frying pan!

"Wang Hao's voice is so loud! He really knows sketches? Brag? "

"Well, sketches are not so easy to make. You have to have characters, right? You have to have a plot, right? You have to have a burden, don't you? That's not to say that crosstalk is just about making some jokes. "

"That's right. It must be that when secretary Lin is here, he's just blowing the air!"

"Secretary Lin, I can't take this job!" Liu's big head was blowing his beard and staring at him, and he called out: "if you come out, you can understand the sketch, and you can't do it! I know he knows secretary Lin, but you can't cover up your friends like this, can you? Just call him to play wild here? "

This time, secretary Lin was also in a dilemma and said, "Wang Hao, you can take it easy. Can you do it in the end?"

"You don't believe it, do you?" Wang Hao said with a smile, "I knew you didn't believe it. Ah, who is that? Your name is Liu Dadou, right? What's the name of your sketch before?! You can't match it. There's no joke. The burden is not good at all. You'll study this sketch for more than a month? "

"I can't do it!" Liu big head anger way: "you line, you go up!"

All of them agreed with him --

"that is, secretary Lin, if you don't care about it, we won't take the job!"

"You can do it. If you can't, don't BB!"

"Yes, if you can, you can go up. If you can't, you can come down quickly. Don't pretend there!"

Yue Peng, sitting in the corner, is sweating wildly. Brother Hao, you are my brother! Can you do it or not?! Don't scare me!

Facing the passionate crowd, Wang Hao pressed his hand with a smile and said, "I'll just say one, so that we can understand what a sketch is!" He said and called out, "Hey, that big brother, please get a board, I'll show you."The clerk on one side immediately moved a board and put it on the stage.

Wang Hao went over, Shua Shua Shua, and wrote three words on the board. The people read it together: "Scotland."

Then Wang Hao wrote two words below, and the crowd connected this time: "Scottish flirting?"

Wang Hao laughed and said, "that's Scottish sentiment!"

The crowd was stunned at first, and then they all laughed --

"ha ha ha ha, this is interesting, not to mention, the boy has some skills, just a few words will make a joke!"

"Indeed, it seems that he still has two brushes, Scottish flirtation, Scottish sentiment, ha ha, if you mispronounce this order, you can laugh people to death!"

Everyone laughed, and secretary Lin looked silly. He laughed for a long time, and then he was surprised: "brother, you can do it! It's amazing. It's just such a simple five word joke

"Do you understand?" Wang Hao pointed to the five words and said, "this is just a joke, OK? If you look at your works, you can't laugh at your busy work for a long time. I said your works can't be wronged by you?! Yue Peng, has Zhao Lao er from our grand stage come? Call him up if you come! Another braid of garlic and a chicken! Look for a pair of pants, the ones with big legs! "

"OK!" Yue Peng called out, "I'll call him to come here!"

Soon, a seemingly honest middle-aged uncle came into the room and saluted the rostrum in terror: "I'm here, I'm here, I'm Zhao laowei'er."

"Old wilt son, come quickly," Wang Hao waved to him, and then asked Yue Peng to help him carry the props: "you carry this prop on your back!" Then Wang Hao looked at the scene again. No matter who it was, he casually found a suitable one and said, "ah, you're right, it's you. Come here, you play a role!"

The little girl pointed to: "me

"Yes, just you," Wang Hao said, "you are called Maomao in this sketch, remember?"

"Yes," said Wang Hao, "this is your grandfather. Do you understand?"

Little girl nods: "understand!"

Then Wang Hao looked for actors on the scene. Soon, his eyes brightened and he called out: "that one over there, yes, young, softer, ah, yes, just you!"

The young man was not happy: "who do you think is feminine? My brother is a pure man

Wang Hao Da Le, the goods are just too good!

"You see the waiter in this hotel," Wang Hao said, "I'll write you a line later!"

"Will it work?" The man came up suspiciously and said, "read according to the words?"

"Must be," Wang Hao rowed up another one and said, "you play a judge of Zhonghai's good songs, you know?"

The man nodded, "yes."

Now that the arrangements are over, Wang Hao starts to work on his lines. There were laptops and printers on the scene. Wang Haoyun pointed to Rufei. He typed all the lines in about 20 minutes. Each of them took a copy and handed it in. He said, "if it's done, you can read it according to the words. I have reminders about what to do when I'm ready. Can you understand them?"

Several people nodded together: "yes!"