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Chapter 1270 - Bridesmaid? Best man?

Chapter 1270 Bridesmaid? Best man? Hearing the name, Song Shuhang immediately thought of Doudou.

It couldn’t be that the ‘bride’ who was going to get married tomorrow ran away from home again, right? Wasn’t ‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li supposed to be watching over him?

Maybe Doudou is really just an expert at running away from home. If Zhou Li’s methods were already seen through, then he really wouldn’t be able to stop Doudou.

However, Doudou has yet to reach the Fifth Stage. If this ‘Nicholas Dou’ really is him, did he use an illusion technique to assume a human form and talk to my mother?

Song Shuhang said, “I’ll be heading there immediately.”

If it was really Doudou, why did he run all the way to Wenzhou City? Tomorrow was his wedding, and True Monarch Yellow Mountain was definitely going to catch and bring him back. Even if he wanted to find Shuhang, shouldn’t he have gone to Jiangnan University Town instead?

With a belly full of doubts, Song Shuhang flew back home.

After opening the door, Song Shuhang saw Mama Song busy in the kitchen.

In the living room, a man with long blond hair sat calmly.

His facial features were a mix of Chinese and Western styles, and he had a gentle and deep gaze.

The man was holding a teacup, and when he saw Song Shuhang enter, he smiled with a hint of bashfulness.

Song Shuhang tried to feel out the other party’s aura, but he could not sense a single trace of energy from this man—it was as if the other party was a completely ordinary man.

Mama Song said, “Shuhang, you’re back. Entertain your friend while I go and make snacks for you.”

Song Shuhang nodded, and responded, “Alright.”

After that, he sat next to the blond man, and said in a soft voice, “Doudou?”

“Woof, please call me Nicholas Dou right now.”

Song Shuhang: “...”

Heavens, it really is Doudou.

Song Shuhang said, “How were you able to run away? Also, what’s with this weird name?”

Doudou took out an ID card and handed it to Song Shuhang. “I requested Cave Lord Snow Wolf to make a human ID card for me a long time ago, and this is the name that’s on it. Woof~ So that’s what I use for situations like these.”

Song Shuhang glanced at the ID card, and saw the name ‘Nicholas Dou’ on it. At one side of the ID, there was also a picture of a blond man.

Is this kind of name really alright? Cave Lord Snow Wolf couldn’t have cheated Doudou with a fake ID, right?

Song Shuhang asked, “What’s with your appearance? Aren’t you a Pekingese? Do you have a mixed heritage?”

Pekingese was a Chinese dog breed, so was Doudou actually a mixed breed?

Doudou flicked his long blond hair, and said, “I naturally have to transform into an appearance that fits the ID. When I got the ID, I wasn’t able to assume a human form yet, so Cave Lord Snow Wolf simply got the appearance of a world-famous star and modified it a bit, resulting in what I look like right now.”

Song Shuhang asked “So, are you using an illusion technique right now?”

Doudou sighed, and said, “Yes, I’m using a special magical treasure. It’s got a really realistic effect, and it can even conceal my aura. I’ve relied on this magical treasure to avoid Zhou Li’s

Anyway, this listless version of Doudou was really a rare sight.

Song Shuhang could no longer bear it, and said, “Doudou, have you ever thought... that your partner might actually be a female dog?”

Although it had been planned that Doudou was going to get married to Fairy Fleeting Life’s brother, if things went well, it was likely that Doudou would end up marrying Fairy Fleeting Life.

“Hehe.” Doudou raised his head, and softly said, “A lot of my friends have already comforted me and told me that given stupid Yellow Mountain’s character, it was impossible for me to get married to a male dog. However... I saw the groom yesterday, it was a powerful elder-level male dog of the [Dog Sky Battalion].”

Song Shuhang: “...”

Isn’t that Fairy Fleeting Life’s brother? I remember Fairy Fleeting Life mentioning that her elder brother was part of the [Dog Sky Battalion].

“Anyway, I’m going to look for some more of my friends to see if anyone is willing to share these hardships with me and be my bridesmaid.” Doudou stood up and put down the teacup.

Song Shuhang suggested, “Doudou, you might as well look for a female friend, or True Monarch White Crane. After all, when it comes to being a bridesmaid, normal male cultivators would definitely not agree.”

“Impossible,” Doudou said quietly. “The only female cultivator who I’m good friends with is Chu Chu. I definitely can’t tell her about me getting married.”

“Pfff~” Song Shuhang couldn’t help but laugh.

Doudou rolled his eyes.

Song Shuhang said, “If you really don’t have any other choice, you can go to the Nine Provinces Number One Group and get few fairies to make up the number. Fairy Lychee, Fairy Firefly, Fairy Dongfang Six, and a few others should be willing to be your bridesmaids if you ask them.”

“I can’t do that.” Doudou shook his head, and said, “It’s already shameful enough that I’m getting married to a man. If I were to go to them and ask them to be my bridesmaids, I would only be ridiculed more.”

So... Doudou was actually looking for a large group of ‘male’ bridesmaids to share this ‘humiliation’?

Song Shuhang said, “Doudou, although True Monarch Yellow Mountain said you were getting ‘married to a man’, can’t you take the initiative to get a group of groomsmen instead and put up the front that you’re the one getting a wife rather than you being the wife?”

“Huh?” Doudou’s eyes lit up suddenly.

Although True Monarch Yellow Mountain said he was going to marry Doudou to a man, Doudou was also male. There was no reason for him to play the part of the wife.

“Shuhang, we’re friends, right?” Doudou said. “Come on, just be my best man then!”